Saturday, April 18, 2026

Remy: Gerrymandering

Remy appreciates your help this November, however he does not want it.

Written and carried out by Remy. Music tracks mastered by Ben Karlstrom.

LYRICS

You are working actual late
You are behind within the polls
Cuz you’ll be able to’t fairly win
On concepts alone

Effectively do not you fret, buddy
No have to really feel blue
There’s only one factor
That you simply’re needing to do

Simply put a pen in hand and
Do a ziggy-zaggin’
Wee wee—gerrymandering!

Draw one like some scissors
Draw one like a freight prepare
Like one thing that they throw
At WNBA video games

Draw one like a Recent Prince
Draw one like a saint
They’re gonna attempt to beat you
however I betcha they cannot

However is not this act democracy-mangling?
Sure sure—gerrymandering!

Hmm, New England voters are cut up 60–40 among the many two events…
So I draw the districts like that…proper?

Forty p.c Republican
How a lot do they get?
Should you stated “none” nicely then
You would be appropriate

That kinda sounds unlawful
That is not one thing I would do
You ain’t gotta do nothing, idiot
It is already true

They put a pen in hand and
Did a ziggy-zaggin’
Wee wee—gerrymandering!

A Duggar household hottie
A Chappel Roan nightmare
A variety of the morals that you should have left proper there

Nancy Mace hydration
A Ted Kennedy straw
If it is obtained a holler and a Entire Meals, you will
be having a ball

Elections will not be as aggressive
It will simply be extra pandering!
Wee wee—gerrymandering!

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